Saturday, October 6, 2012

Who created God?


Question


Who created God?
Something can ALWAYS be halved just as it can ALWAYS be doubled the human mind has a problem comprehending this as to us there is supposedly always a beginning and an end to everything.


Answer


Bill Gates. Or at least he owns God. Last I heard he bought the rights to all religion, making God his personal sock puppet. Its official folks, God no longer runs things around here.brbrReligion and digital versions of the Bible will now come packaged free with all future operating systems from Microsoft.brbrAll hail Bill. Owner of God.



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